Pound Foolish

Water Safety Advocate

PoundFoolish@xenophoria.net

Pound Foolish is a dancing clown who uses her signature phrase, “you’ll float too” to promote responsible boating and the use of personal flotation devices.

She has a fondness for children but unlike her infamous uncle, she does not eat them.

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