Karen: The Call
1/2 hour with Karen D. Clown
$30.00$10.0030 min
Phonecall
Need the perspective of a clown, Karen or sasquatch? Schedule a 30 minute consultation with Karen D. Clown!
Karen D. Clown is a Sasquatch, who identifies as both a clown and a Karen, is a powerful advocate, motivational speaker, life coach, artiste and mentor…who is never afraid to speak with the manager.
Karen is available for weddings, bar mitzvahs, birthday parties, funerals, gender reveals, corporate events, teleconferences and whine mixers.
Are you cheap? Consider a $5 pre-recorded message.
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