Bartholomew Savagewood
Sustainability Specialist
Savagewood@xenophoria.net
Bart Savagewood was crowned “World Bodyboarding Champion” in 1986 but relinquished his title and retired from competition following (unsubstantiated) allegations of doping with shark’s blood. Since then, he has settled down in Alaska where he enjoys hunting, fishing, welding and being inappropriate.
Xenophoria © 2025
Reframe your inbox
Subscribe to our newsletter and never miss a story.
We care about your data in our privacy policy.
Kindness is beautiful and always welcome.
Contribute and support the never ending battle against stereotypes, discrimination and exploitation affecting the clown, cryptid, monster, alien, living impaired and "other" communities.
Cruelty is ugly...but anyone can change!
